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A Stimulus Story ...

It is the month of August, in a North Dakota town. There are no trees, and the women are fat and ugly and have no teeth. The town sits next to the shores of a lake.
It is raining, Cause it rains every freakin' day in North Dakota, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Except for the rich Welder from Michigan known as 'Pete theWelder'.
Suddenly, 'Pete theWelder' comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter. He goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser. The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's hooker, who is fat and ugly and has no teeth.
In these hard times, she gave her "services" on credit.

The fat and ugly hooker with no teeth runs back to the same hotel, and lays the same $100 bill on the couner, to pay off her debt to the proprietor, and pays for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that 'Pete the rich welder', will not suspect anything.
At that moment, 'Pete the rich welder' comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, because every hotel / motel in North Dakota smells like mildew, and has bed bugs, and he leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.... Thanks to, 'Pete the rich welder',
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today.

True story
No Reeaaalllly !!!!

peace
Pete 'theWelder'
 
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