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Oh boat we've missed you so - but we're glad you're back home safely. I know you'd rather be in rack storage with your other boat buddy mr. checkmate, who by the way, is missing you too! or flying free on the waters of Lake St. Clair or sitting at the Moot with the gas powered blender on your swim platform, but I hope you're feeling a little better now that at least you're finally back with your rightful owners.
I swear we will never ever send you away again to that lying stinking no phone caller returner backer mechanic wanna be
up in WI where he used and abused you, brought strangers on board and took you out in unknown waters just for the fun of it - just because you were an "out of towner boat" - they thought we'd never know!.. (I bet they didn't even have enough courtesy to take off their shoes, did they?) - I know those people didn't take care of you like we do, I can tell by the nicks and scrapes and dents that you now adorn and never had before you left us. I promise too that we will get your original parts back, you know, the lowers that were taken off without our permission and never returned - they can't pull an old switcharoony on us oh boat, (like they thought they could actually could get away with it!)....your customs don't belong on any other boat but you boat, even if it means banging on each and every pawn shop store window myself - they will be returned. I'm so sorry that you were gone 8 weeks longer than was promised and I hope you never once thought we intentionally abandoned you. I assure you sweet boat, we did anything and everything in our power to get you back again as soon as we could …we really did.
For today dear boat, I just want you to sit there on your trailer while we fix you up and make you feel better again… we're going to wash you and wax you and load you up with all your necessities and get you all ready for your big 2004 debut on the lake tomorrow…
… See you guys at the moot!!!!
I swear we will never ever send you away again to that lying stinking no phone caller returner backer mechanic wanna be

For today dear boat, I just want you to sit there on your trailer while we fix you up and make you feel better again… we're going to wash you and wax you and load you up with all your necessities and get you all ready for your big 2004 debut on the lake tomorrow…


… See you guys at the moot!!!!