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well, here's yet another tale of my blondeness taking over!

so i'm cleaning out my storage room. i come across these cute little glass cups that had candles in them. i think, 'i can use these again! i'll just pop the remaining wax out & wash em out. but wait! it'll be even easier to get the wax out if i warm it up first.'

pop! into the microwave i put these 4 little cups.

spark! whiz! fire! says the microwave.

i failed to notice that the little circles of metal that the wicks were once attached are still in the little cups!

i swear, i should have opted to stay at adema & taken the 'drunk stip club episode w/ wrif' route...
 

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i'm giving jessica simpson a run for her money! lol!
 

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Have you ever had Chicken of the Sea or Buffalo Wings!?!


Jessica is actually really smart when It comes to singing!
I think her parents just sheltered her way to much.
 

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doh!

Hey, I didn't realize how stupid it was, but when telling somebody that I went on my roof for the first time over the weekend, I was told "you did wear tennis shoes, right?" I said no... I had boots on... he said "ok, well boots are fine" and I said, well, they have heels on them!!!

hee hee.. guess that is a dumb thing to do; climb around on a roof with heels...
 

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Its also a great way to warm your cat up when its cold.
 

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wetbox--GAR!!!


snowmaker-- EU!!! NO! <_<
 

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good story!

next time, put your candle holders in the freezer for an hour or so. the remaining wax will pop right out of the holder.
 

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Cuz Im A Blonde
by Julie Brown

Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to jiggle.
I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!
 

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Puff, I smell a linch (s/p) brewing....... <_<
By the way, aren't you a blonde???


Funny, CK....I've done the same thing trying to be thrifty
I love my candles though....the good smelly kinds
 

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Nice one !!!!!!


Let he or she that has not had a Blonde moment cast the first stone..... <_< <_<
 

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I hear ya CK - I do stuff like that all the time! I think the blonde dye from my highlights sinks into my brain!
One day I was at work and don't ask me why but I decided to put a Hershey bar into the microwave for a few seconds to soften it. Well the wrapper caught fire and the microwave looked like it was going to blow up. So you'd think I learned my lesson ............. NO.........what did I do about a year later - went to heat up Philly Cream Cheese cause I was making a nacho dip and I was in a hurry so I needed to soften it at room temperature but couldn't wait so I tossed it into the microwave and boy did the sparks fly!
 

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QUOTE(threecrabs @ Nov 11 2003, 01:26 PM)Puff, I smell a linch (s/p) brewing.......
By the way, aren't you a blonde???

Nope.
 

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EVIL SHOT GIRL! LOL!!
i don't feel so bad!

threecrabs, day late & dollar (or microwave) short on the advice! lol! thanks anyways!


i love that julie brown song! lol!
 
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