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How to clean the toilet:

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash" and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Sincerely, The Dog
 

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Is there any better uses for a cat?
 

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QUOTE(Milord @ Sep 23 2003, 03:03 PM)LMAO Eddie, good one! I'll have to try that when I get home.

I was just going to say that!

Is that how to clean the toilet or wash the cat??
 

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If you don't mind I'll add a little bit more humor to your Tuesday funny..... Number 15 is my favorite....

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5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

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words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been.
 

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QUOTE(puppetshow @ Sep 23 2003, 03:18 PM)let's try this again...

my youngest with her kitten ( about 2 years ago)
Is that your ex in the background? It looks like he is taking a hit off a joint.
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Sep 23 2003, 03:23 PM)QUOTE(puppetshow @ Sep 23 2003, 03:18 PM) let's try this again...

my youngest with her kitten ( about 2 years ago)
Is that your ex in the background? It looks like he is taking a hit off a joint.

yeah, that's him....

I 'll be sure to crop that one


he's not smoking anything, probably watching football & eating.
 

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QUOTE(puppetshow @ Sep 23 2003, 03:28 PM)again??
All together now, ... "Awwwwwww!"
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Sep 23 2003, 03:30 PM)QUOTE(puppetshow @ Sep 23 2003, 03:28 PM) again??
All together now, ... "Awwwwwww!"

aren't they cute??
I was not a cat person before this....my kids talked me in to these kittens and now I'm hooked!!
 

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QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Sep 23 2003, 02:39 PM)3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
Cute, very cute. However, truth is stranger than fiction. I'm the proud adopted father of 2 blue point siamese kittens, about 5 months old. In your house you try and make things kitty proof (just like kid and baby proof), but several weeks again I screwed up. Usually the lid on the toilet is down, again to kitty proof, however I must have been in a hurry one day and left with that bad boy still up. When I got back an hour later both kittens looked like drowned rats (thank god they weren't, I couldn't have handled the guilt) but there they were, mewing like kittens who'd lost their mittens. It was just too funny, cleaning up was a riot too following their water trail.
 
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