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I've never had anything like this in my entire life.
I can't hear very well out of my right ear and the pain is extreme. I feel the pain going all the way down my jaw. My eyes keep watering and I can't stand in one spot without getting dizzy.
 

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"Earache my eye! How would you like a butt ache?!"

Sorry, couldn't resist a little Cheech & Chong there.
 

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QUOTE(The Perfect Fit @ Jun 7 2004, 04:17 PM)WHAT?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...
If it hurts that badly, go to the doctors....
Ha!!

We have so many comedians around here.
I went to the Dr. yesterday and he said he's seen few ear infections worse than mine. Lucky me.
I almost stayed home from work today but being it's the nicest day of the year I figured they wouldn't believe me.
So, here I am.
 

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You might laugh at this but it works really well.... Some health stores sell what are called ear wax candles. You take a tin or paper plate and poke a hole in the plate. Then you place the ear wax candle through the hole and place your head flat on a table with the side of your head opposite the side that your going to stick the ear wax candle in. Have someone light the ear wax candle and let it burn down towards the plate while the other end is stuck in your ear. All the while you will hear some gurgling sounds in your ear. This is the wax in your ear being sucked up into the ear wax candle. Don't laugh, it really works and your won't believe how much wax you get out of your ear doing this. A lot safer then having a doctor shot water into your ear and maybe bursting your ear-drum...
That will be $25.00 for my office call....er. internet call.
 

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QUOTE(speedfreak @ Jun 8 2004, 10:05 AM)You weren't swimming in the Moot were you?!?!


You might have urinary-tract infection in your ear!!!!


It's funny you say that.
My Doctor said "You're a boater right?"
"You didn't swim out at that Gull Island where they have those nasty parties did you?"
I laughed.
 

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QUOTE(Jason R @ Jun 8 2004, 07:55 AM)Shove a candle in my ear??


Hmmm

It's really not a candle.. It's more like a rolled up paper tube which looks like an upside down ice-cream come. Pointed at one end and loose at the other. The point goes in your ear and you light the larger end on fire...
 

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QUOTE(The Perfect Fit @ Jun 8 2004, 10:56 AM)QUOTE(Jason R @ Jun 8 2004, 07:55 AM) Shove a candle in my ear??


Hmmm

It's really not a candle.. It's more like a rolled up paper tube which looks like an upside down ice-cream come. Pointed at one end and loose at the other. The point goes in your ear and you light the larger end on fire...
That's scary!!
 
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