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my brother sent me this.....


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
 

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I just got the same story in an email today.

However, this ending was added:

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.



 

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Also, the apples toward the bottom are usually the ones that have worms.
 

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Hey, bad apples need loving too...


If everyone picked the good apples, then the bad apples wouldn't have anyone except other bad apples.

This might cause some moral controversy.

Hmm.....

 

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QUOTE(jgirard1 @ Jun 21 2004, 02:50 PM)If everyone picked the good apples, then the bad apples wouldn't have anyone except other bad apples.

This might cause some moral controversy.

Hmm.....


You mean lesbianism?

Lesbian apples.
 

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I'm just sittin underneath that tree waiting for the apple at the top will fall so that I can catch it so it don't hit the ground.

 
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