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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

"When I read about the Evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"

Remember "I"! before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
 

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Anytime someone tells me they feel bad about how much they drink.....I have to remind them of the jobs they have saved by keeping up the supply and demand theory......
 

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Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. --Homer Simpson
 

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take me drunk i think i'm home....

i'm not as think as you drunk i am....
 

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lol I've heard that one before


Is there a ploblem occifer? I'm not as think as you drunk I am...
 

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Just remember it's ok to be a drunk so drink all you want
only alcoholics go to AA meetings
 

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that's right kat, rehab is for quitters...

take it one beer at a time... or was that day??? <_< <_< <_<
 

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I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean Nathan

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
 

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beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1865...
 
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