Lake St. Clair Fishing Forum banner
1 - 20 of 28 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,003 Posts
OK, so it's a beautiful day... after hmming and hawing all day about my evening activities, I decided to go for a nice rollerblade from McDonalds to the point at Metro...

la la la,,, feeling good, feeling alive, loving exercising and then, ALL OF A SUDDEN, bird swoops down and attacks my head. **note: excellent song on radio right now "show me show me show me how you do that trick... " cure???**

So, freaking out, nobody witnessed it, I see nobody else getting dive bombed.... want to get to a pay phone and call Cyndi collect cause she has the hugest bird phobia.

On the way back, I pass the area cautiously where I thought the bird was, look up and see these two girls headed towards me on the other side and the fu#ker grabs my scalp again!! And it was witnessed!! It's still smarting now...

What are the odds of that? Two freaking birds attack my nagen within an hour.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
18,824 Posts
What's in your nagen ?
WORMS ?


I wish i was driving down 16 mile, and seen that, i would have pi$$ed myself !

thanks for the funny !
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,904 Posts
I am still laughing about it~ thanks for cheering up an otherwise miserable night ;-) Kinda sad that your mishap can make me smile ;-) I can only imagine you handled yourself with class and did not miss a beat on those blades. I would still be laying on the path in fear.. hee! hee! My bird phobia would be in full force ;-)
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
11,184 Posts
That is kinda funny. The love that beautiful strawlike hair of yours. Or like Eddies says... maybe it's wormlike? Hmmm...

At least they didn't p##p on you!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
18,824 Posts
QUOTE(Capt'n Mike @ May 19 2003, 07:48 PM)At least they didn't p##p on you!

 

·
Registered
Joined
·
6,661 Posts
Too Funny Pauline. Hey ~ Maybe you should try Pert Plus shampoo - we heard they keep away the fleas, maybe they'll keep away the birds too!! lol

Not necessarily birds below, but befitting anyways!

 

Attachments

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,784 Posts
Pauligan, I really want to be sympathetic & say poor baby, that must have been traumatic, but in all honesty, I am rotflmaopimp. I really am sorry. That must have freaked you out. But thank you for sharing.
There is nothing like the support you get here from your cohorts at LSCN.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
456 Posts
I hear ya Paulagin!
I hate birds! Fear them loathe them! There creepy little claw feet and beaks!
When I was a kid my older cousin's boyfriend Sal (now their married) had a parrot. He said it's wings were clipped and he couldn't fly. I wasn't afraid then, so I went to pet it , it freaked and flew around spazing. Landed in on my head digging its claws into my scalp and got tangled in my hair. It freaked worse! It started pulling on my hair and I started crying 'cuz it hurt. Sal untangled him from my head and everyone was laughing at me.
I will never forgive birds ! Still have nightmares.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
34,129 Posts
QUOTE(pauligan @ May 19 2003, 08:39 PM)What are the odds of that? Two freaking birds attack my nagen within an hour.
When Boss starts nagen I try to tune her out.


The bird must have been protecting its nest there somewhere. See, you should have came to Jack's instead.

We were at the zoo one time a few years ago. There was this bush across from a concession stand that had a nest in it. The mother bird would sit atop the concession stand and divebomb anyone that walked by too close to the bush. Boss and I were sitting there laughing our @$$es off. This one big black woman got attacked, screamed and started flailing her arms and fell flat on here butt.
It was well worth the admission to the zoo just to sit there and watch that all day.


The next time we went the bush was gone.


I love birds and want one someday. I'll train it to hold a Q-tip. That would just be mañana-II's worst nightmare.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
342 Posts
Gotta Love those birds!

We have BATS that dive bomb people at my house,, What ever you do, DONT wear a white hat, it will be picked off your head!

TOO FUNNY
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
34,129 Posts
QUOTE(mirth @ May 20 2003, 07:47 AM)Gotta Love those birds!

We have BATS that dive bomb people at my house,, What ever you do, DONT wear a white hat, it will be picked off your head!

TOO FUNNY
We had a bat here at work doing that a few months ago after I removed it from the side of the building by our back door and released it. I started circling above our door and diving.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,663 Posts
OMG!!! Pauligan!! Ask Cyndi...I know that bird!!!

I jog down that path and that bird is always swooping down, like he is going to attack me.

Is it a black bird with red on it!! Is it? Is it?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
34,129 Posts
QUOTE(DawnieDawn @ May 20 2003, 08:13 AM)OMG!!! Pauligan!! Ask Cyndi...I know that bird!!!

I jog down that path and that bird is always swooping down, like he is going to attack me.

Is it a black bird with red on it!! Is it? Is it?
Try grabbing it next time. Show it who's boss.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
8,246 Posts
The world would be a much better place if we didnt have those fricken birds buzzing around!


Talk about bizzare animal experiences. Last night at Jacks Tiki bar, well out of nowhere came a giant gorilla he started freaking all the girls, kissed the boss and violated Rerun. Then DRY HUMPED SNOWFLAKE!! Crazy!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
34,129 Posts
QUOTE(CBJ @ May 20 2003, 08:39 AM)Talk about bizzare animal experiences. Last night at Jacks Tiki bar, well out of nowhere came a giant gorilla he started freaking all the girls, kissed the boss and violated Rerun. Then DRY HUMPED SNOWFLAKE!! Crazy!

My brain must have mentally blocked that last part out.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,886 Posts
QUOTE(CBJ @ May 20 2003, 08:39 AM)The world would be a much better place if we didnt have those fricken birds buzzing around!


Talk about bizzare animal experiences. Last night at Jacks Tiki bar, well out of nowhere came a giant gorilla he started freaking all the girls, kissed the boss and violated Rerun. Then DRY HUMPED SNOWFLAKE!! Crazy!

good one - funny
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,886 Posts
QUOTE(The Big Red Bus Driver @ May 20 2003, 08:47 AM)QUOTE(CBJ @ May 20 2003, 08:39 AM) The world would be a much better place if we didnt have those fricken birds buzzing around!


Talk about bizzare animal experiences. Last night at Jacks Tiki bar, well out of nowhere came a giant gorilla he started freaking all the girls, kissed the boss and violated Rerun. Then DRY HUMPED SNOWFLAKE!! Crazy!

good one - funny
true story he is telling
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,003 Posts
Discussion Starter · #20 ·
Snowmaker was dryhumped by a gorilla~sounds like strange porn to me... <_< visions of that ice claymation guy from those christmas rudolph shows...

DD, I didn't get a look at the bird... all I was thinking was "flail, flail" and for some reason found it helpful to slap the part of my head where it/they attacked; even after it was gone.
 
1 - 20 of 28 Posts
Top