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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools,
she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.

After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from
the heavens a voice boomed,

''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate
and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed,

''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice.Then she started
another hole and once again the voice said,

'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''

The voice answered,

''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.
 

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HEY! If I am gonna hang out over here with you guys on the fishing board,

NO BLONDE JOKES ALLOWED !!!

 

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You can hang here anytime you want to Saleena....BUT if I have to put up with the jokes about being "Mini" you have to put up with the blonde jokes...lol

Are you going to the SOSCL meeting Saturday night? I hear after the meeting everyone is headed to Ernies for FUN...

Mini
 

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ok. ok....I've actually been known to not only TELL blonde jokes but I also have had a FEW (just a FEW) BLONDE MOMENTS in my short lil life.....


FOR SURE I WILL BE THERE - wouldn't miss it! See ya there!!!! YAY
 

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Just a few? lol....I am sure there will be more in your future....I just hope none of them involve the Saleena Mobile (again...lol)....

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...Funny that I just got this in an email from one of my friends....not a Fishing joke, but I'm showing you that I am a GOOD SPORT anyway:

Blonde Easter Joke

Three blondes (naturally) died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So,
tell me." She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung
Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind
a very large boulder . . ..

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and
Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.
 

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That was the BEST Blonde joke I have heard/read...Thanx Saleena!

BTW I know your a good sport! The rest of these fisherman need to find that out too! (Do I REALLY want that to happen?
)

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QUOTE(John Maniaci @ Mar 20 2003, 12:19 PM)BTW I know your a good sport! The rest of these fisherman need to find that out too! (Do I REALLY want that to happen?
)

Mini
Thought I read somewhere that you don't like to share.....


You still da man.
 

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yeah riiighht Mini,...
you come unglued when someone is fishing 4 miles from you,...what are you going to do if someone moves in on your female stuff?!!..
LOL
 

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"You still da man"

I may have helped to create a legend. First Bob and now Mini. At least with Bob I can quit buying his books. Don't know how to deal with this. LOL.
Four miles huh.
 
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