...Funny that I just got this in an email from one of my friends....not a Fishing joke, but I'm showing you that I am a GOOD SPORT anyway:
Blonde Easter Joke
Three blondes (naturally) died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So,
tell me." She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung
Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind
a very large boulder . . ..
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and
Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."