-Crazy Horse (man, was that strong stuff)
Have a buddy who can STILL recite the entire Crazy Horse story printed on the bottle from memory (tradition dicated you must recite the story out loud before your first sip). I looked it up online for your pleasure,
"The black hills of Dakota, steeped in the history of the American West, home of Proud Indian Nations. A land where imagination conjures up images of blue clad Pony Soldiers and magnificent Native American Warriors. A land still rutted with wagon tracks of intrepid pioneers. A land where wailful winds wisper of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, and Custer. A land of character, of bravery, of tradition. A land that truly speaks of the spirit that is America. G. Heileman Brewing Co, La Crosse, Wisconsin."
Melly Jo / Milord --> from a fellow Canadian to another?!? ... this is a Canadian thing -- ALCOOL (LCBO grain alcohol) and grape Kool-Aid = Purple Jesus. Mix it up in a Coleco Turtle Pool and go crazy!