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Man who sleeps in middle of road wakes up with run-down feeling.

Man who has hands in pockets feels cocky all day.

(and the kids' favorite...)

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
 

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man who fart in chuch sits in own pew.
 

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QUOTE(canehdiangirl @ Nov 5 2003, 11:23 AM)Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
??????????just what are you trying to say? catch crabs??
 

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"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

 

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SMILING IS THE SECOND BEST THING THAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MOUTH

~~WHAT IS THE FIRST
 

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QUOTE(dnasty @ Oct 14 2004, 08:33 PM)Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

Why drink and drive when you can get high and fly.
 

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i think you're missing the point with confucious' sayings.

but yours ARE funny!
 

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A male player has two balls and a bat
 

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Diggin'!!! Ran accross a couple over the past week...

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
 
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