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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.. Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun
walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown BLOB flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation.


I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the driver's side.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. T-Mobile just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.

I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..

 

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Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.
 

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QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.

Take a look at a 1911, with the lightweight aluminum frame. Light enough to carry all day, single stack makes it a slim profile, .45 makes pretty big holes. I don't care for the Tupperware frames, they flex too much.
But I'm a S&W fan and usually prefer wheelies. My 686+ is my favorite but at 36.8 oz empty it's does get heavy after a few hours.
 

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QUOTE(Big Dog @ Jun 16 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.

Take a look at a 1911, with the lightweight aluminum frame. Light enough to carry all day, single stack makes it a slim profile, .45 makes pretty big holes. I don't care for the Tupperware frames, they flex too much.
But I'm a S&W fan and usually prefer wheelies. My 686+ is my favorite but at 36.8 oz empty it's does get heavy after a few hours.


Mad Dog is one lucky dude. I wish my wife would talk like that.
 

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QUOTE(Big Dog @ Jun 16 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.

Take a look at a 1911, with the lightweight aluminum frame. Light enough to carry all day, single stack makes it a slim profile, .45 makes pretty big holes. I don't care for the Tupperware frames, they flex too much.
But I'm a S&W fan and usually prefer wheelies. My 686+ is my favorite but at 36.8 oz empty it's does get heavy after a few hours.


I carry the AirLite. It's 12 ounces empty. Packs a whallop when shot, but I love that feeling.
 

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I also have a ruger semi in .45, and like you said, it's just too big to have on all day.
 

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Actually I don't mind the Kimber for 12-15 hours, the Model 36 is so light I don't even know it's there but the 686 doesn't hide well under summer clothes.
I've tried Mad Dog's Block19 and I just don't care for plastic. I can shoot it decent but not as well as something a little more substantial.
The Ruger GP100 is a great shooter, but the 6" barrel is a loooong draw and hangs out of the bottom of some shirts.
Summer carry=Kimber, Winter carry= S&W 686, and the rest are just plain fun.
Now if I come across a Model 29 snubbie that could change in a big hurry
 

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QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My AirLite .357 is the hammerless version, and has a 1 7/8" barrel. Feels, and looks, like a set of keys in the pocket.

the only thing I don't like about it is that it only holds 5 rounds, but after using all of them, one of us is gonna be running anyway, or maybe not
 

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QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My AirLite .357 is the hammerless version, and has a 1 7/8" barrel. Feels, and looks, like a set of keys in the pocket.

the only thing I don't like about it is that it only holds 5 rounds, but after using all of them, one of us is gonna be running anyway, or maybe not



Psst, speedstrips
 

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QUOTE(Big Dog @ Jun 16 2009, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My AirLite .357 is the hammerless version, and has a 1 7/8" barrel. Feels, and looks, like a set of keys in the pocket.

the only thing I don't like about it is that it only holds 5 rounds, but after using all of them, one of us is gonna be running anyway, or maybe not



Psst, speedstrips



then my pockets are to full to actually carry the money clip they are robbing me for.
 

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QUOTE(Shep @ Jun 16 2009, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Big Dog @ Jun 16 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.

Take a look at a 1911, with the lightweight aluminum frame. Light enough to carry all day, single stack makes it a slim profile, .45 makes pretty big holes. I don't care for the Tupperware frames, they flex too much.
But I'm a S&W fan and usually prefer wheelies. My 686+ is my favorite but at 36.8 oz empty it's does get heavy after a few hours.


Mad Dog is one lucky dude. I wish my wife would talk like that.



That is pretty funny.

Big dog I think Shep likes the way you talk dirty!!!
 

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QUOTE(scienceguru @ Jun 16 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Shep @ Jun 16 2009, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Big Dog @ Jun 16 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 16 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Funny, but I was hoping for a S and W. I love mine.

My next purchase will be a S/W .500, for hunting (and whatever I want). Just a little upgrade from the .357 I carry.

Take a look at a 1911, with the lightweight aluminum frame. Light enough to carry all day, single stack makes it a slim profile, .45 makes pretty big holes. I don't care for the Tupperware frames, they flex too much.
But I'm a S&W fan and usually prefer wheelies. My 686+ is my favorite but at 36.8 oz empty it's does get heavy after a few hours.


Mad Dog is one lucky dude. I wish my wife would talk like that.



That is pretty funny.

Big dog I think Shep likes the way you talk dirty!!!



Who doesn't like a little gun porn?
 

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That's great Jazzy!
 
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