Alright alright, enough with the lovey-dovey BS! Tell the truth, Convincor...
The current was WAY too swift to swim in (that pic was camera trickery). Also, there were 448,289 other idiots, who NEVER set foot on a boat before that night, out there trying to pilot them in between your anchor lines (snapping each one, as if their boats were mobile scissors). Then the Coast Guard hasselled you so bad and gave you tickets for stupid, minor infractions. Shortly thereafter your anchor didn't hold in the solid granite beneath you and you drifted 6 miles downriver to Zug Island where US Steel spilled 294,000 gallons of untreated wastewater right over top of your guests.
All this was right before the idiots leaving the scene, without lights, went screaming by you, dusting you in their wake, while you and your party-hearty crew of all single males exposed you genitals until you passed out in a drunken stupor.
C'mon, tell the truth. That's the way we've heard it was. At least that's how some peeps and even my own parents always heard it was. Definitely NOT a place to take children, they'd say. You'll get swept away by the current or run over by nutz on boats they've never left the dock with, or shot at from angry mobs on Belle Isle, whose view you're blocking.
Mama Mia.
Great pics, buddy. There was no way we could have done it this year, but I'm thinking we're gonna be VERY game for next year, bro!
Pyrate Jim, JetSki, JabberJawz, Sunbums, Jason R, Labdog, and many other peeps... Count us in for next year!