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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

Then , I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
 

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Too Funny. My friends and I were at this little family resturant up north that was so quiet you could here a pin drop. I had to fart so bad that I pinched my cheeks together and tried for a silent one. Yeah, that didn't happen. My friends and I were immediatly asked to leave and they were sani spraying the booth we were sitting at. They were so rude I haven't been back since
 

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One day a little girl was sitting and
> watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
> suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of
> white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why
> are some of your hairs white, Mum?"
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> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
> something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
> turns white."
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> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while
> and then said, "Mummy,
> how come ALL of grandma's hairs are
> white?"
 

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Here's a couple more I found...


A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'

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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
 
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