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Rocketman's Fishin' God Prayer Song
(best sung after a few adult beverages - works almost every time)

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a seven pound bass?
Catching these bluegills just don't have no class.
And at every weigh-in I feel like an a$$,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a seven pound bass?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a walleye to stuff?
A fourteen pounder would be good enough.
I've been jigging for hours, you know it's been tough,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a walleye to stuff?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a twenty pound pike?
I've done lot's of thinking, that the size that I'd like.
I've worn out my bucktails without even a strike,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a twenty pound pike?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a king for the wall?
There's a twenty-five pounder down there by the ball.
Make him eat up my j-plug, bead chain and all
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a king for the wall?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a Great Lakes Muskie?
A thirty-five pounder would be fine with me.
It would look pretty awesome right over my TV,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a Great Lakes Muskie?

Get a Big One!
 
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