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QUOTE(brinik @ Jul 25 2003, 07:37 AM)what did i miss last night? who filled her box?
I have a full box.....had to relieve it......ahhh, much better
 

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QUOTE(fit chick @ Jul 25 2003, 08:37 AM)I just did, It took 5 minutes
I had to send your hubby a PM to tell you to empty your box yesterday. I don't know if he ever got it or not.
 

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I thought I was missing something this morning.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the a$$,
I like having a detachable penis.

"detachable penis" - KING MISSLE.
 

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QUOTE(bikinigirl @ Jul 25 2003, 08:45 AM)Duece..... I'm hurt .... you don't remember?????



Good thing we have instant replay!!

It was YOU that took it?
 

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lol! i remember that song!!! and the video!!! lmao!!
 
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