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I got on youtube to let my boys see Michael Jackson and some of his moves. I was watching the 1995 MTV music video awards show, the one where Slash took center stage over MJ and he got pi$$ed and walked off stage, and it dawned on me. That stupid SOB tatooed himself white. How else could he change. It hit me when Slash walked out and started the guitar solo for MJ's song Black or White.

The other thought I had was...Have you ever watched the commercial for Cialis, the one where they say if you have an erection for more than 4 hrs seek medical help?

What do you suppose they do for you? Lend you a hand? Man that job would suck. No pun intended.
 

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For me, thinking of your first point would be a good way to solve the 4 hr "problem".
 

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QUOTE(Away Point @ Jun 30 2009, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>For me, thinking of your first point would be a good way to solve the 4 hr "problem".


he is (was) the anti-venom
 

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QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 30 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Away Point @ Jun 30 2009, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>For me, thinking of your first point would be a good way to solve the 4 hr "problem".


he is (was) the anti-venom

Forget what comedian said it, but how true!


QUOTEYou have to wonder about a guy on national tour, wearing one glove, yelling "beat it!"
 

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I must admit, Back in the early 80's I wanted my Dad to buy me one of those gloves, and he said no way would he pay twice the price for half the product. Not to let that get me down, I took one of his "New" Jersey gloves, covered it in white glue, and stole my sisters glitter to make my own. My Mom was actually crying Saturday when she reminded me about it. She was laughing so damn hard.

Funny how we block certain things from our memory, and then Mom comes and blind sides you with one like that. It wouldn't have been so bad if my wife and sister-in-law weren't there to hear it.

I still love you Mom., just no more sucker punches in front of other people.
 

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QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 30 2009, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I must admit, Back in the early 80's I wanted my Dad to buy me one of those gloves, and he said no way would he pay twice the price for half the product. Not to let that get me down, I took one of his "New" Jersey gloves, covered it in white glue, and stole my sisters glitter to make my own. My Mom was actually crying Saturday when she reminded me about it. She was laughing so damn hard.

Funny how we block certain things from our memory, and then Mom comes and blind sides you with one like that. It wouldn't have been so bad if my wife and sister-in-law weren't there to hear it.

I still love you Mom., just no more sucker punches in front of other people.


Your secret is safe with me!
 

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QUOTE(Away Point @ Jun 30 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 30 2009, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I must admit, Back in the early 80's I wanted my Dad to buy me one of those gloves, and he said no way would he pay twice the price for half the product. Not to let that get me down, I took one of his "New" Jersey gloves, covered it in white glue, and stole my sisters glitter to make my own. My Mom was actually crying Saturday when she reminded me about it. She was laughing so damn hard.

Funny how we block certain things from our memory, and then Mom comes and blind sides you with one like that. It wouldn't have been so bad if my wife and sister-in-law weren't there to hear it.

I still love you Mom., just no more sucker punches in front of other people.


Your secret is safe with me!



It's not safe with me!!
So Mike, you still have that glove?
 

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QUOTE(Jazzy405 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Away Point @ Jun 30 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE(Grapes @ Jun 30 2009, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I must admit, Back in the early 80's I wanted my Dad to buy me one of those gloves, and he said no way would he pay twice the price for half the product. Not to let that get me down, I took one of his "New" Jersey gloves, covered it in white glue, and stole my sisters glitter to make my own. My Mom was actually crying Saturday when she reminded me about it. She was laughing so damn hard.

Funny how we block certain things from our memory, and then Mom comes and blind sides you with one like that. It wouldn't have been so bad if my wife and sister-in-law weren't there to hear it.

I still love you Mom., just no more sucker punches in front of other people.


Your secret is safe with me!



It's not safe with me!!
So Mike, you still have that glove?


It might have to make an appearance during duck season for a couple photo shoots.
 

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QUOTE(Chefnutz @ Jul 1 2009, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know yaou are a little off but that takes the cake!! whats next a gold sequens thong and cher wig!!!!

No, that's Cher's daughter, oh I mean son.
 
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