As a kid I was always something lame. A pirate, a vampire, a woman, a punk rocker, blah blah blah. Now I have a great cow outfit with udders that spray. That was a fun costume for a party we went to. The only problem was that everyone thought it was funny to pull on my "udders" all night long. It wouldn't have been so bad if it was only women doing but, c'mon guys. Watcha grabbin' me for down there?!! Geez!