1 - No one will ever steal your chair.
2 - Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3 - Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4 - People won't steal your pens after they see where you keep them.
5 - You get to see if it's like your dreams.
6 - It stops those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
7 - "I'd love to contribute but I left my wallet in my pants."
8 - It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in HR.
9 - You can take advantage of your computer's radiation to work on your tan.
And now ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked....
10 -Your boss will never again say, "I wanna see your a$$ in here by 8:00!"