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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

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'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I've outlived the bitches.'


 

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Forgive but never forget...

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I like never forgive, never forget, but you can forgive sometimes, maybe, or at least appear to do so.


And that second grandma is the sh*t!!!!
 

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I too never forgive.. I just overlook the stupidity that started what ever it was and never forget what was said or done that started it. Makes it easier to walk away from the idiot if for what ever reason they do or say something stupid again ..
 
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