Christine has cut my hair for the past 7 years or so, but I'm with DY, not much to cut. I've only paid for one haircut since then and it was last year on the way to a weeks vaca at some friends' lake house. It was in a Walmart in Tennessee (wait, it gets worse...), and the woman asked how short I wanted it. I said I usually go with a quarter inch. She went to a drawer and fumbled things around and came back and asked, "What's on the bottom of a quarter?" I said, "Huh?" She said, "There's a 1 on top, what's on the bottom?" "Oh, it's a 4." She says "Yeah, that's what I was thinking too."
I still can't believe it cost $12.