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ok, so i know i'm uptight and anal about things from time to time. but i just have to share this with you, because it is one of my more hilarous pieces of writing i have done in a long time!

long story short: i bid on 'gift certificates' from ebay. i got a crappy computer printout of a coupon that anyone can get online. i left negitive feedback and turned the seller in to ebay because he wasn't authorized to sell what he was and i was ticked cause i felt duped.

3 other people emailed me who also felt duped by his auction. i saw he was still doing it, so i emailed him to politely say 'hey, you're wrong to do this. please stop or i will turn you in to the coroporation you're ripping off.' he countered with 'i'm not doing anything wrong, smarty.' i sent back, 'well, i turned you in and we'll let them see how they feel about you doing this with thier product.' so he sends me this:

"Please send it to me because you are correct, I must be completely missing something and so must ebay because on any given day, there are over 5000 listings for coupons. What big sin, crime am I and all these people committing? Oh, and incidentally, I do not sell coupons.I sell my time to gather the information on where to get the coupons that the companies put out there to drum up business for their establishment, I collect them, cut them and mail them.I provide a service and your problem with that is what? That you did not realize you could collect them yourself? Back to a couple of your points then I have to go, have much much better things to do then argue with you about nothing. And again, if it is so illegal to collect coupons and charge for my time doing so, why does Ebay allow over 5000 listings daily just for coupons? Why is it that Ebay never once took my listing down? Perhaps you are the one that does not get it! Infect, Ebay has a program where the companies that offer any type of coupons, if the company does not want their coupons appearing for sale on Ebay, the designated company spokesman sends the sellers a email explaining the companies policies and not to sell list the coupons for sale. I never once even received this type of notice. If I had, Ebay would have taken the listing down as well. Wow, if you are really in such desperate need for a "cause" surely you can find a better one then someone selling their time for collecting coupons. A friend of mine that works at an attorneys office is here having lunch with me, is in total disbelief at seeing your letter as in in even more disbelief that I am wasting time even responding. For Christ sakes, next time you go to purchase something, p;lease be sure is not something you can do or get yourself so you do not suffer all this guilt afterwards. And you can complain all you want, what does that mean? Has ebay taken any action, NO, will they, NO so what the f*ck is the big deal? Again, I collected coupons, charged for my time collecting these promotional coupons, just like 1000['s of people do every day on Ebay. Go look yourself. Is a mute point anyway, I am selling high end items now, is much better customers, do not have to deal with the looses, driftdraft type people that i had to deal with when I sold my time collecting coupons so people could save money.
PS - I have an extra donut coupon, you have any coupon you want to trade for it? And last thing sweetheart, maybe you should go after Hardrock as well since in their letter that came with the coupons they called the coupon a gift card. What an atrocity. Sweetie, maybe if you did not waste so much time sitting on your fat a$$ with your "causes", you would have time to find these food coupons yourself, then you would not feel "duped" when you found them and make such a fool of yourself. "

so i'm laughing me arse off at this because NOW i am forced to respond to this dipsh*t because i am now ENTERTAINED and laughing so hard i can hardly breathe. so here is my response... boy, i crack myself the f up!

"my, if anyone feels any kind of guilt, it is surely you with your drivelsome tirade. a touch defensive, are we my little simpleton?

do you realize how absolutely without a life you sound? 'i collect coupons. ahuck ahuck!' maybe you should find a coupon for a life and a personality.

you will be recieving a letter from the hard rock telling you to stop, as you are not authorized to sell their product. simply put and i think even YOU can understand that. you are very ignorant in this area, there, sparky. maybe your lawyer friend should look into that for you, or is his d*ck too far up your a$$ for him to think about anything else? if you are selling your time, as you state, then state it in your description of what you are selling. otherwise, it is fraud no matter how you put it.

do you feel better? do you feel more like a man with your miniscule tirade and the other email you sent regarding 'my fat a$$?'(which, i have to state is not. startling enough for you to comprehend, i am a professinal cheerleader.) i sit here and laugh at you getting all torked out of shape like a little whore who just got f*cked but didn't get paid. i don't go on ebay much because i do have a life, of which you should feel privledged i would even waste these few moments on your sorry, obviously ignorant a$$. it is a shame that god wasted the mold of flesh when he made you. to resort to calling someone 'fat a$$' because your education at the 'nazi school for *******' didn't go beyond kindergarten tactics and name calling. you are an embarrassment to the ebay community. why don't you go kill yourself; i hardly think anyone would care.

i'm sure i can find a coupon for your coffin, and i won't charge you for my time! "

oh, i am still laughing!!! i tried to censor it... if i missed a word or two i apologize. hard to see thru tears and peals of laughter!
 

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ok, go ahead... you guys can say it... i'm a dork! lmao!!
 

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WOW!!!!!
hey ck i got ripped off for some doggie costumes from costumes inc .. they never delivered , think you could take care of em for me ??? and threaten em ??? or at least make em feel bad for making my dogs having to wear last years costumes?
 

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poor doggies! YES! lol! i tell you, it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for! lol!
 

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Tango and I are sitting here laughing sooooooooooooo hard!!!!!


Hey, he wants to know if the guy has any coupons for a pipefitter???????
 

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i want to get into that raquet, what types of "gift certificates" was he selling

from the sounds of his letter must be about 15 years old, writes as well as CBJ, the hole letter IS funny
 

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you driftdraft trouble maker you!!!! (Yelling through orange cone)
 

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Well, alot of people do sell coupons on EBay and folks buy them because they need them. I don't think there is anything wrong with that and it's not against any rules other than those the fellow explained.

I did get a kick out of his use of Driftdraft instead of riffraff.
 

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QUOTE(hammer @ Oct 21 2003, 05:17 PM)you driftdraft trouble maker you!!!! (Yelling through orange cone)

you just so made me laugh! where's an orange cone when you need one! lol!


yeah, what the heck is driftdraft?!?!? lmmfao!!!
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Oct 21 2003, 03:19 PM). i don't go on ebay much because i do have a life, of which you should feel privledged i would even waste these few moments
yeah i have a life, it's LSCN with 4931 posts there is no way i have time for Ebay...
 

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I just recently got ripped off on ebay for the first time, after 24+ purchases.

It was only $9.00, but its the principle of it. She cashed my check on 9/23, said in an email that she'd email my item on 10/2, haven't seen it or heard from her since. Now, her email address no longer works, I left phone messages, contacted ebay, etc.

She only lives in Port Huron and I have her address. I should just drive up there and pound on her door. <_<

Ms. Becky Phillips of 1711 Chestnut
 

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QUOTE(hammer @ Oct 21 2003, 04:17 PM)you driftdraft trouble maker you!!!! (Yelling through orange cone)

OWE I DID JUST SPIT WATER ALL OVER THE P[LACE HAMMER ! LOL !!!!

CK....YOU FUNNY BEEEOTCH ! LOL !
 

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I almost wet myself
 

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QUOTE(Pandora @ Oct 21 2003, 05:39 PM)QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Oct 21 2003, 03:19 PM) . i don't go on ebay much because i do have a life, of which you should feel privledged i would even waste these few moments
yeah i have a life, it's LSCN with 4931 posts there is no way i have time for Ebay...

that's right... much rather spend it with you fine peeps!


looks like i will have more time to spend here, as the post bars--after EVERYTHING i brought them--put me on hold until dec 1. i so did not see it coming, so i feel a little sideswiped. they want to give grunwald from 93.1 his talent fee of almost $400 to appear one night at ferndale for two hours where he does almost nothing, as opposed to my 20+ hours and paying me my fee to promote them, organize their events & media, and keep their name in the public eye.

not having a good day. no, scrap that. not having a good WEEK!!!
 

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QUOTEAll Jacked Up Posted on Oct 21 2003, 06:27 PM
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I almost wet myself

Tell ya what CK, instead of p!ssing on myself I'll p!ss on the Post Bars for you.


Cheer up Buckaroo.
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Oct 21 2003, 06:33 PM)as opposed to my 20+ hours and paying me my fee to promote them, organize their events & media, and keep their name in the public eye.

not having a good day. no, scrap that. not having a good WEEK!!!

Don't you have some kind of contract for them to sign or partial advanced payment or anything?

It seems places keep doing that to you.
 

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lol remind me not to get on your bad side, CK!
That was quite a piece of composition. I thought that was very well said though the part about killing himself was a bit harsh...
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Oct 21 2003, 06:53 PM)QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Oct 21 2003, 06:33 PM) as opposed to my 20+ hours and paying me my fee to promote them, organize their events & media, and keep their name in the public eye.

not having a good day. no, scrap that. not having a good WEEK!!!

Don't you have some kind of contract for them to sign or partial advanced payment or anything?

It seems places keep doing that to you.
update: chick from the post called me back at 9pm last night to say she jumped the gun without realizing some things and, uh, could she retract what she said and could we keep going? so i'm back with the post.... crazy folk, man.

and my little friend emailed me back:

I will receive a letter telling me to stop what??? I no longer collect Hard Rock. Oh, and I am sure I will be getting letter from Ebay suspending me, right? Did you get a chance to mail me a copy of the "documantation package" sweetie? No, you are the one, the angry b*tch ause you found out you could have got the coupons yourself, stupid f*ck. Go get a life b*tch, leave me alone. Next time get off your fat a$$ and collect your damn own f*cking coupons you cheap f*ck instead of getting ill later because you could have done it yourself. BTW - I would so bet anything in the work you are not a cheerleader. Actually I know that for a fact! World is not all as stupid as you fat b*tch.

my new retort:
you are SUCH an entertaining little boy! are you twelve just learning swear words?? you're the only one angry here because you aren't dealing with some uneducated chickenf*cker like i'm sure you're used to dealing with and being smarter than them with your one underformed brain cell. tell you what, sparky, send me your address and i'll send you the complaint packet along with an autographed team photo. maybe that will shut your freaking pie hole because you'll have to stick your bloated smelly foot into it. i'll also send you a dictionary and grammar book since you're obviously not a spelling or an english genius. spellcheck is the button to the left, homefry.

you never know who you're going to run into online. you sit there thinking you're all high and mighty and then someone who is more intelligent and creative than you comes along to rise up like a mighty mitt and smote you for being such an obvious doofus.

in this whole exchange, it is you, my little crusty booger, who have come off sounding like an inexperienced, flubbering ninny. come on... enough is enough. i don't like picking on the weak. what's done is done. this has been soooooo entertaining for me! i don't usually get to interact with the little people! it's been fun!

hey, didja invest some coupon time on yourself and find that coupon for a life? i'm sure i'll hear from you soon, my cross-dressing, sheep-f*cking love.


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clk
the fata$$ no life having probably not even a cheerleader

oh man, is this funny sh*t!! this HAS to go on my website!!!!

yes, i think i DO have to put this exchange on my site! lol!!! what a day already!
 

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Aw, how sweet. CK has a penpal.
 
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