........... I lost my keys and my phone... woke up somewhere and didn't know how I got there....... and had to be filled in on the nights events by everyone who had partied with me that night. I hate that!
okay...this is the one....it's bay related...thought it would suite the site.
a group of us spent the night in little muskamoot one saturday night....hammer of course was there w/his loud a$$ stereo. i think we had 6-7 boats, so there was a good number of us. any way with all the drinking and beer bonging we were extremely loud. but we kept hearing something outside of our raft off...we turned off hammer's radio and we all got quiet. there was another raft off near by and they were louder than us!!!
well, we had to do something and fast. 3crabs (yes, my dudley dooright) came up with the idea for everyone to strip and sneak over. so a group of us did it! completely in the buff trying not to laugh out loud we walked over. a couple of the braver girls got on the guys shoulders so you could really see them (i stayed in the water). we go to the back of their raft off and they were all down below in their boats, hey...we made a few noises and someone came up...and ran back down below to get the rest of their crew. they came up w/ flashlights to check us out with. LOL! we laughed so hard i think i peed. they were in shock!! naked people...i think they were more shocked when they realized it wasn't all chicks. any how we had our laugh and went back to our boats to get dressed. of course we partied on!
a couple of hours later we heard a bunch of dingies buzzing around...the other boaters finally got the nerve up to come visit us. yes, they too were naked flying around us in their dingies...we grabbed cameras real fast and started snapping away. got them in the buff! hahahaha! 3crabs got out our hand-held spot light and shined it upon them to be sure we got good photos. LOL! we still have the photos and mc numbers!!! does this sound familiar to anyone out there?? i would love to know who they were.
i hope i haven't ruined my good reputation, hehe.
Maybe a little TMI, but...
We were doing some serious partying, had to p, went to stand & pull my pants back up, fell head first into the bathtub. Had a huge goose egg on my head. Decided I wasnt feeling so well, the bathroom floor looked so comfy..so I just laid there. MrSunbum (also drunk) decided I had been gone too long came to look for me, burst thru the bathroom door & whacked me in the head with the door. Another goose egg. Walked around for a week with 2 purple lumps on my forehead.
You know those hot dog stands that they have outside some of the bars? Well, one time I was pretty drunk and hungry so I bought one. I remember tinking that it was the worst hot dog I've ever eaten and the next day I threw up a bunch of tinfoil. It seems I was so drunk that I forgot to unwrap it!
OK... One day back just after I had graduated from High school I went to a Graduation party. Got super hammered! On the way driving home (there's the incriminating stuff) we had to stop to pee. So I stopped in front of someones house and we all got out of the car and pee'd on someones front lawn.
When I got back in the car and tried to start it, it wouldn't start. I knew I had a bad battery cable so I got out of the car but couldn't remember how to open the hood.
We ended up flagging down a car to stop and open my hood for me. Then I giggled the battery cable, started the car & drove home...
i was so wasted when we left the halloween party at brown's last year that i fell out of my truck (no i wasnt driving) onto the nice cold grass at the cottage and thought that would be a really good place to sleep. had to get carried into the house....