This guy is definitely in the running. I was headed up North River Road from Mac Ray this afternoon. As I looked to my left at the wells that are now owned by McMachen, a boat headed up the river caught my eye. It wasn't actually the boat but the young girl, seemingly about 12. She was standing on the swim platform dipping her toes in the water while her dad, brother, or whoever it was piloted the vessel upstream! I couldn't frikkiin believe it. The boat was somewhere in the 26 footer range. An older cabin cruiser with a lot of freeboard... the girl's head was barely above the height of the transom. There's no way he could have been able to see her very well, even if he was trying. He wasn't trying though. He was looking straight ahead. Had I not been in traffic and had cars coming the other way as well, I'da jammed on the brakes, pulled over and yelled at the toolbag. I knew that by the time I could have looped back around he'da been past the clearing and out of my sight. where are people's heads???