ok, so this isnt a list, but i will add WATER to the list, that way the next morning is not soo bad!!
simpsons quote"son, a woman is alot like a beer, they look good, smell good, you'd run over your own mother just to get one" , "but you cant stop at one!" , " you want to drink another woman"!!!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemmingway, "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Welhelm
I swear, I will never drink again....
--Half the population of the planet earth as they cling to the spinning bed or the porcelain god...
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa