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Bob and his Blonde Wife
Bob and his wife live in Toledo, Ohio. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"



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Well now that you primed the pump, there were 2 blondes fishing on opposite sides of the river. The first one yells across the river, Hey how do you get to the other side of the river? The second one yells back , You are on the other side!
 

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Last week I was in an elevator and this nice looking blonde and she says hey t.g.i.f and i smiled at her and said s.h.i.t she looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and mustered up a big smile and said t.g.i.f i smiled back and said s.h.i.t she says t.g.i.f. thank god its friday and i said back to her s.h.i.t. sorry honey its thursday
 
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