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A DUCK WALKS INTO A CONVENIENCE STORE AND ASKS,
"DO YOU SELL ANY BAIT HERE?"
THE MANAGER SAYS, "NO WE DON'T CARRY BAIT."

THE NEXT DAY THE DUCK WALKS INTO THE STORE AND ASKS,
"DO YOU SELL ANY BAIT?"
THE MANAGER SAYS, "NO WE DON'T HAVE BAIT HERE."

THE THIRD DAY THE DUCK WALKS INTO THE STORE AND ASKS,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY BAIT?"
THE MANAGER SAYS, "LOOK! IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU
THREE TIMES, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BAIT HERE!
THE NEXT TIME YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR BAIT, I'M
GONNA NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE WALL!"

THE NEXT DAY THE DUCK ENTERS THE STORE AND ASKS,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY NAILS?"
THE MANAGER SAYS, "NO. WE DON'T SELL NAILS HERE."
THE DUCK SAYS, "GOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAIT?"

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!
-JACKIE
 

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[quote name='Chefnutz' date='Jan 31 2010, 08:29 AM' post='972574']
Duck season!!!!!

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WABBIT SEASON!!
 

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QUOTE(bowtiehater28 @ Jan 31 2010, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Tree Rat Season

MOMMY, WHATS A TREE RAT??
 
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