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One of our members, whose identity was asked to be withheld, (that's why I'M posting this!) has asked your opinion in his re-naming his new business!!

His current idea for a name is HOOKERS on the River ! Before freaking out, consider the LOGO will have a big fish with a hook in it's mouth, or something similar.

Whatcha think?

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I think it sounds too much like AJs on the River....how about Hookers Watering Hole or HOOKERS River Shack.....
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Mar 12 2003, 04:43 PM)Negative on the hookers name.... you actually want girls in there, right?
Think about it, though!
Girls are running around w/f-ck'n PORNSTAR across their boobs!
A T-shirt w/HOOKERS on the back would be KEWL!!
 

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From the BAY, I can hear it now: "HEYYYY, let's go meet up at HOOKERS!!" or "HEYYYY, kewl SHIRT!! Where can I get one?"
 

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first impressions, baby!!

The idea does GROW on you... **liking the T-shirt idea** but with a brand new investment not sure a name like that wouldn't turn away potential first time patrons--or elderly folk. Even "establishments" like Players, Jon Jons, etc have normal names, ya know?
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Mar 12 2003, 04:52 PM)first impressions, baby!!

The idea does GROW on you... **liking the T-shirt idea** but with a brand new investment not sure a name like that wouldn't turn away potential first time patrons--or elderly folk. Even "establishments" like Players, Jon Jons, etc have normal names, ya know?
~thinking~ Hmmmm . . . so it'll turn away the ollld people? REEEEally?

I love it when an idea comes together!!
 

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*singing*
i love hookers! i love hookers!
 

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Harpos II

kidin,...
havin a little fun with midknight / campari ect.....


i am trying to think of something.....
 

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How about:

Platforms (from boat swim platforms)
Hook Em
Lineups
come play with me**oops how'd that one get in there?**

had to edit that... felt like a little kid about to get busted by topic police or moderators!!
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Mar 12 2003, 04:56 PM)Money is money... and there are lots of old people out in that area! **playing devils advocate**
 

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what side of the river is he on, you know how 90% of patrons will get there..

port or starboard..... hence port bar, port lines bar,.....
starboard club, come on me..... ooops, i liked that one, haha.....
tuna's pub, tuna's club, sharky's ...... fish thing.....
the wet walleye..... the perch porch..... squids place
captain willie's, land ho's, anchors, gilligan's inn, sell a novelty too like gilligans a$$ burnin' mustard

sh*t pipe shirley's

i am actually trying to think of legit names too, just fun making up funny ones too....
have old busted boats hanging inside,outside ect...
call it " the bone yard ",
rock -n- docks
traditions
summer's
pfghhhh ?
 

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Folks have tried the hot new sports bar or singles joint idea and failed - Club Capri is on my mind. They took a good steady family dining / bar and ruined it, and went out of business to boot.

Pauligan is the only one making sense on this - don't choose a name that will turn alot of people off. Sure, your Beevis and Butthead types get a kick out of anything that smacks of sex, but are they the majority? Hell, maybe they are - what do I know about attracting the right crowd to a watering hole?

Better ask a few people who do own bars about what you need to do, dollarwise, to make it. Restauarants and bars are about the toughest businesses you can get into and there's alot more to it than plopping down the first payment and opening the door to your buddies.

As for a name, pick anything nautical that's not already being used. But leave the sexual innuendos for the biker bars.
 

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i do like 'hookers river shack'

how about 'whiskey rivers inn' or 'whiskey beach' ?

a wise bar owner once said 'the best thing to name your place is something with an easy name, then a noun. people tend to go to places that make them feel comforatble just saying it, like 'i'm going to bob's' or 'hey! let's go to ernie's!'

just a tip from me to you.
 

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merry times......

merritimes.... ect.. boat stuff around it, you know

river rats

ahab's

something........ cove

planks

birdgies

silly's sailbot inn

ralph's place
 
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