QUOTE(The Coozie @ Aug 26 2003, 05:20 PM)Me and my friend need a ride out to the moot saturday
any open spots, we will help keep your beer cool
Ah, duh there friend....I think you have away your secret
coozie, i don't have a coozie yet...will you forsake boating to come to a fine wedding with me? lol! i'm sure the bride & groom won't mind a fine coozie like you attending. i'll even throw some money in the envelope for you!
and since you have no hands, i'll sign the guest book for you, too!
Now Coozie, come to your senses. You have to forget about all this rubbish--agents, Florida and hot babes!! It's not for you, really! You were always a family man--content to hang out at the tot-lot. What happened to you?
And cognac is no threat to you. Have you ever tasted that stuff? You've got to chase it with a cold beer and that's where you come in. We need ya' man!! Come home. I promise we won't lend you out to any irresponssible coozie abusers (you know who I mean). Come back to the east side were you were born to be.
Coozie! Don't beleive them! Once winter hits, you will be living a lonely life, probably in storage at some cold , dark, lonely boat yard. Come to Fl with us! We boat from Oct till May! We will even take you to South Beach! Then we will post pics of you having fun.
PM us, we will give you directions.
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