Now Coozie, come to your senses. You have to forget about all this rubbish--agents, Florida and hot babes!! It's not for you, really! You were always a family man--content to hang out at the tot-lot. What happened to you?
And cognac is no threat to you. Have you ever tasted that stuff? You've got to chase it with a cold beer and that's where you come in. We need ya' man!! Come home. I promise we won't lend you out to any irresponssible coozie abusers (you know who I mean). Come back to the east side were you were born to be.