Chris,.....never mind the psycho-babble that spews forth out of asstraps mouth,...he's just tryin' to get other people to fight his battles for him since he can't seem to ever catch his "Wing-man" in action!!...Seems he's been terrorized by Hooter's chicken wings and drink cups being left on his truck's antenna (3 times!!!) and he tends to drive around town for hours or days at a time without even noticing!!(is that hillarious or what?!
There's nothing like playing a good joke on a buddy,....but when they don't even notice and they drive around for awhile while people point and laugh,....THAT's PRICELESS!!!