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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
First time sex
> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,
> and have dinner with her parents.... Since this is such
> a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
> He tells the boy everything there is to know about
> condoms and sex.
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
> The boy insists on the family pack because he
> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
> and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
> for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
> offers to say grace and bows his head.
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
> with his head down.
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
> girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
> "I had no idea you were this religious."
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
> your father was a pharmacist."

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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.

Doctor: What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn
and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and
gargled and nothing happened."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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