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my 17 yr old....

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since I'm in a good mood today she thought she'd give it a try-

she asked for a Bud Light out of the fridge....I said NO- she then asks for a Sharp's. I said SURE...then she read it and said "why in the world would anybody drink non-alcholic beer....it's taste so bad in the first place....so what's the point?"

I explained that some people drink it for the taste......

she's still doesn't get it
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junior year must be a b*tch, huh? she needs a little to take the edge off...lol!!!
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sit down do shots with her, tequila, and she will not want to drink again through high school, make sure she drinks enough to vomit for a good 3-4 hours
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it was so funny seeing the proud look on her face when she thought she got away with something by opening the Sharp's.
Then when she read the label.......that was even funnier!



CK- she is starting her senior year
but I'm not old!!
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QUOTE(puppetshow @ Jul 21 2003, 06:33 PM)it was so funny seeing the proud look on her face when she thought she got away with something by opening the Sharp's.
Then when she read the label.......that was even funnier!



CK- she is starting her senior year
but I'm not old!!


You are way too young to have a 17 yr. old!!!!
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QUOTE(CornShooter @ Jul 21 2003, 06:16 PM)sit down do shots with her, tequila, and she will not want to drink again through high school, make sure she drinks enough to vomit for a good 3-4 hours

My daughter & her friend enjoyed that experience on their own. They hit the liquor cabinet last fall! Came home to them giggling in her room. She came out looking like Hell . . . said I don't feel good. Then, proceeded to projectile vomit!!
I put a lock on STEVE's BAR after that, but haven't needed to keep it locked. She hasn't even HINTED at wanting a drink. Every time I have a beer near her, she cringes!
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QUOTE(threecrabs @ Jul 21 2003, 07:14 PM)QUOTE(puppetshow @ Jul 21 2003, 06:33 PM) it was so funny seeing the proud look on her face when she thought she got away with something by opening the Sharp's.
Then when she read the label.......that was even funnier!



CK- she is starting her senior year
but I'm not old!!


You are way too young to have a 17 yr. old!!!!
I had her way too young!!!!
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lol! puppetshow! i know you're not old! lol!


it reminded me of a quote from paulie shore describing how he found pot in his mom's underwear drawer:

'awwww, mom. 3rd grade's a b*tch; it relaxes me.' LMAO!!!! back in the cool paulie shore days...lol!


would have LOVED to see the look on her face withthe sharps--tell her i have 2 bottles of o'douls she can try
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QUOTE(INSTIGATOR @ Jul 21 2003, 07:54 PM)QUOTE(CornShooter @ Jul 21 2003, 06:16 PM) sit down do shots with her, tequila, and she will not want to drink again through high school, make sure she drinks enough to vomit for a good 3-4 hours

My daughter & her friend enjoyed that experience on their own. They hit the liquor cabinet last fall! Came home to them giggling in her room. She came out looking like Hell . . . said I don't feel good. Then, proceeded to projectile vomit!!
I put a lock on STEVE's BAR after that, but haven't needed to keep it locked. She hasn't even HINTED at wanting a drink. Every time I have a beer near her, she cringes!

I normally don't have any alcohol in the house......because of her-

she used to break into the Boone's Farm all the time- so I stopped buying it-

I just happened to have beer left over from the weekend.

(opps- can't believe I just admitted to having beer left over after coming the moot) I guess I'm a light weight
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I was waiting for somebody to bring Hazy into this.....

the ironic thing is that my daughter's name is Cassie & so is Hazy's young girlfriend
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QUOTE(puppetshow @ Jul 21 2003, 08:54 PM)the ironic thing is that my daughter's name is Cassie & so is Hazy's young girlfriend

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CK -- what are you doin' with O'douls in the house? Tryin' to dry up?
QUOTE(INSTIGATOR @ Jul 21 2003, 07:54 PM)She came out looking like Hell . . . said I don't feel good. Then, proceeded to projectile vomit!!
And that is why, to this day, Threecrabs doesn't drink rum!!!! YUCK.....still taste it........Bummer is, I found other booze that I do like
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I don't wait for my kids to ask me for beer...

I JUST GIVE IT TO 'EM!!!!!
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better than stealing it!
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