How to use the word "F**k"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Jack f**ked Jill) and intransitive (Jill was f**ked by Jack). It can be an action verb (Jack really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Jill really doesn't give a f**k), an adverb (Jill is f**king interested in Jack), or as a noun (Jill is a terrific f**k). It can also be used as an adjective (Jill is f**king beautiful) or an interjection (F**k! I'm late for my date with Jill). It can even be used as a conjunction (Jill is easy, f**k she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Dismay: Oh! F**k it.
2. Aggression: F**k You.
3. Passive: F**k Me.
4. Command: Go f**k Yourself.
5. Incompetence: He's a f**kup.
6. Laziness: He's a f**koff.
7. Ignorance: He's a f**king jerk.
8. Trouble: I guess I'm f**ked now.
9. Confusion: What the f**k...
10. Despair: F**ked again.
11. Philosophical: Who gives a f**k?
12. Denial: I didn't f**king do it.
13. Rebellion: F**k the world.
14. Annoyance: Don't f**k with me.
15. Encouragement: Keep on f**king.
16. Etiquette: Pass the f**king salt.
17. Fraud: I get f**ked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty: I don't understand this f**king business!
19. Ugliness: You are a dumb looking f**k.
20. Agreement: You are f**king right.
21. Benevolence: Don't do me any f**king favors.
22. Greetings: How the f**k are ya?
23. Resignation: Oh, f**k it!
24. Disgust: F**k me.
25. Displeasure: What the f**k is going on here?
26. Lost: Where the f**k are we?
27. Disbelief: UNF**KINGBELIEVABLE!
28. Retaliation: Up your f**king a$$!
29. Apathy: .Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?
30. Suspicion: Who the f**k are you?
31. Directions: F**k off.
32. Pleasure: I f**king couldn't be happier.
33. Perplexity: I know f**k all about it.
34. Panic: Let's get the f**k out of here.
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a f**king a**hole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five f**king thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"
It can be maternal: "Motherf**ker."
It can be political: "F**k Dan Quayle!"
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
• General Custer: Where the f**k did all those Indians come from?
• Mayor of Nagasaki: What the F**K was that?
• Captain of the Titanic: Full speed ahead and F**k the icebergs!
• Captain of the space shuttle, Challenger: Put that f**king *** out!
• Anne Boleyn: What's a f**k?
• Julius Caesar: F**k tu, Brute!
• Casanova: Boy, am I f**ked!
• Joan of Arc: F**k me, it's hot!
• Captain of the Marie Celeste: Where the f**k is everyone?
• Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise: F**k off, I'm fishing!
• Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant: OH F**K!!!
• Emperor Nero: Where's all that f**king smoke coming from?
• Mayor of London, 1665: Oooh, f**k, a rat!
• Baker, London, 1666: F**k, I left the gas on...
• Scott of The Antarctic: F**k, is it COLD!
• Managing Director, Union Carbide plant, India: F**k! What is that smell?
• John Lennon: That's not a real f**king gun.
• J.F.K.: I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head.
• Richard Nixon: Who's gonna f**king find out?
• Albert Einstein: Any f**king idiot could understand that.
• Picasso: It does so f**king look like her!
• Pythagoras: How the f**k did you work that out?
• Michaelangelo: You want what on the f**king ceiling?
• Walt Disney: F**k a duck.
• Edmund Hilary: Why?- Because its f**king there!
• Joan of Arc: I don't suppose its gonna f**king rain?
• Noah: Scattered f**king showers my a$$.
