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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)

Whatever Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU!


Don't worry about it, I've got it Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
 

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Ever seen that Benny Hill skit where he is interviewing a famous actress?

Host: Is it true when you say yes you mean no, and when you say no you mean yes?

Actress: {blink blink flick hair} Nooo.

 

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A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f**king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

 
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