[SIZE=18pt]It's so nice to be insane...nobody ever asks you to explain....
"I think I look forward to the opening day of deer season more than any other day of the year...it's like Christmas....with guns"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you Marry Me?"... she said "No" and he lived happily ever after and went hunting and fishing ALOT and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. The End[/SIZE]
Why don't we ever see this headline..."Psychic Wins Lottery"
Vegetarian: Old Indian word for Bad Hunter and Lousy Fisherman
[SIZE=14pt]Whoever said "Money can't buy Happiness" never owned a really great fishing rod.[/SIZE]