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Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing stinks worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blueray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --
ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. A man's 4-year old son asked him in the car "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do you respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 

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21. Why are they called apartments when they are all 'together'

22. Why do you park in a driveway, and drive thru a parking lot?

23. Wht are they called a 'pair' of pansts when there is only one?

24. Stressed spelled backwards is 'desserts'.
 

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QUOTE(Soo Sassy @ Jan 4 2010, 02:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>lol...some very good ones and I was thinking exactly what #12 says just about a week ago.

Ditto - I am boycotting Blueray. This weekend I just boxed up (not sure what I am going to do with them yet) about 100 VHS. I am just thankful I never went the Beta route
 
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