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ok, i bought a packet of mad libs today while i was out. if you will provide me with the following type of words, i will insert them into the story & post the result! LOL!

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adjective funny
number 12
plural noun Teachers
animal horned toad
sport badmitton
verb ending in 'ing' running
adjective lazy
verb ending in 'ing' laughing
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number 1
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adjective - Massive
number - 42
plural noun - cheeses
animal - guinea pig
sport - ping pong
verb ending in 'ing' - kissing
adjective - silly
verb ending in 'ing' - sipping
number - 9.26
plural noun - men
number - 8
noun - attitude
noun - asparagus
noun - Al
adverb - expeditiously
 

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SAMSON'S STORY: VACATION SPORTS

there are many new and FUNNY things you can do on your vacation. TWELVE years ago, teachers who went on a vacation could play tennis or go HORNED-TOAD-back riding or play 18 holes of BADMITTON, or spend their time RUNNING with thier family. but today, if you are LAZY enough to try, you can go skydiving, windsurfing, or water skiing, or mountain LAUGHING. skydiving is the most fun, if you are not afraid of SCOOTING. first, you strap on SEVEN parachutes. then you get in an airplane with 8 or 9 other FIREFIGHTERS and go up to ONE foot. then you open the door and jump out. once in the air, everyone holds hands and you go into a free fall towards LAKE ST CLAIR below. at the last minute, you yank on your INNER TUBE and open your parachute and float gently to the BUDWEISER. it is a lot of fun if you like to live SLOWLY.

 

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CASSIE'S STORY: VACATION SPORTS

there are many new and MASSIVE things you can do on your vacation. FORTY TWO years ago, CHEESES who went on a vacation could play tennis or go GUINA PIG-back riding or play 18 holes of PING PONG, or spend their time KISSING with thier family. but today, if you are SILLY enough to try, you can go skydiving, windsurfing, or water skiing, or mountain SIPPING. skydiving is the most fun, if you are not afraid of SCOOTING. first, you strap on 9.26 parachutes. then you get in an airplane with 8 or 9 other MEN and go up to EIGHT feet. then you open the door and jump out. once in the air, everyone holds hands and you go into a free fall towards ATTITUDE below. at the last minute, you yank on your ASPARAGUS and open your parachute and float gently to the AL. it is a lot of fun if you like to live EXPEDITIOUSLY.
 

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KEN NEELY'S STORY: THE HIGH SCHOOL MONSTER

our scene is a WHINY high school in PODUNK. the students are HORNY with fear. listen, as our heroine CK speaks to NINJA:

CK-the high school monster has eaten 3 more pretty young STRAWBERRIES and SCREWED the chemistry teacher!

NINJA-don't be afraid, SPOT. i thik the monster is really just a CLOSET.

CK-but PAULIGAN saw it. it has SIXTY-NINE arms and long SWEATY hair and MAGENTA teeth.

NINJA-hmmm, that sounds like CASSIE. i am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. and you must be the MOANING bait!

CK- oh no! do i look GROANY? when i go out i walk very EXCITEDLY. get some other BUTT!
 

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KEN NEELEY'S WANT ADS:

driver available: are you planning a trip to TIMBUKTU? i will drive your PENIS. i am a person of SOFT character and a graduate of AMERICAN COLLEGE OF BEAUTY. i have been JERKING for twelve years.

LODGING: mother SHANDOG offers you FLUFFY accommodations in her PRICKLY home. only $10 per MAGGOTS for MATTRESS and breakfast.

HOUSE SITTER: do you need a house sitter? while you are HUMPING around the country, who is looking after your STINKY house? burgulars could steal your CARROTS. who will feed your pet SHEEP? we will GINGERLY take care of everything. call BUTT Sitters Unlimited!

 

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hahaa... this should be a good one:

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Apr 9 2004, 02:08 PM)KEN NEELEY'S WANT ADS:

driver available: are you planning a trip to TIMBUKTU? i will drive your PENIS. i am a person of SOFT character and a graduate of AMERICAN COLLEGE OF BEAUTY. i have been JERKING for twelve years.

LODGING: mother SHANDOG offers you FLUFFY accommodations in her PRICKLY home. only $10 per MAGGOTS for MATTRESS and breakfast.

HOUSE SITTER: do you need a house sitter? while you are HUMPING around the country, who is looking after your STINKY house? burgulars could steal your CARROTS. who will feed your pet SHEEP? we will GINGERLY take care of everything. call BUTT Sitters Unlimited!


That's not funny

I am NINJA....I don't drive penis's
 

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QUOTE(Ken Neeley @ Apr 9 2004, 02:13 PM)QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Apr 9 2004, 02:08 PM) KEN NEELEY'S WANT ADS:

driver available: are you planning a trip to TIMBUKTU? i will drive your PENIS. i am a person of SOFT character and a graduate of AMERICAN COLLEGE OF BEAUTY. i have been JERKING for twelve years.

LODGING: mother SHANDOG offers you FLUFFY accommodations in her PRICKLY home. only $10 per MAGGOTS for MATTRESS and breakfast.

HOUSE SITTER: do you need a house sitter? while you are HUMPING around the country, who is looking after your STINKY house? burgulars could steal your CARROTS. who will feed your pet SHEEP? we will GINGERLY take care of everything. call BUTT Sitters Unlimited!


That's not funny

I am NINJA....I don't drive penis's

lol... i don't read em first: i just pick em from the pile and type away!

that's some visual, ninja!
 

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noun: PLAYGROUND
noun: BEACH
plural noun: boys
plural noun: cars
type of container: purse
adjective: longingly
noun: race car
person in room: me
plural noun: photographs
adjective: spontaneously
city: San Antonio
place: Belle Isle
noun: desk
city: Seattle
verb ending in ing: dancing
adverb: incredibly
plural noun: kisses
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Apr 9 2004, 01:06 PM)... once in the air, everyone holds hands and you go into a free fall towards LAKE ST CLAIR below. at the last minute, you yank on your INNER TUBE and open your parachute and float gently to the BUDWEISER...
this parts great! I've done that in the lake a couple times.
 

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SALEENA'S ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CRUISE SHIP

come aboard the famous cruise ship, ' Love PLAYGROUND.' your vacation will stretch from the land of the midnight BEACH to the sunny BOYS of the mediterranean. you and your CARS will stay in a luxurious private PURSE. you will dine in LONGING surroundings in our magnificent banquet hall on the RACE CAR deck. every night there will be entertainment by ME and her musical PHOTOGRAPHS. the SPONTANEOUS cruise will visit the island port of SAN ANTONIO and then go along the coast of BELLE ISLE. we will drop DECK in SEATTLE and spend all day DANCING. you can live INCREDIBLY and all for only 120 KISSES a day, plus tax!
 

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spend all day DANCING. you can live INCREDIBLY and all for only 120 KISSES a day..
Now there's a nice thought....
 
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