Theres a story on the news this morning that a pile of Maxi Pads were found in the Cosco parkinglot. A trail is found going northbound on gratiot. Last night witnesses say a red Bonneville was seen leaving Cosco with a trail of tampons on more of a cloud of tampons flying through the air behind the vehicle. It was said that the vehicle had signs on the car promoting gay rights. The morning traffic was backed up cuz the rain and swollon pads caused cars to slide through lights and rear end other motor vehicles. If you any information lead to the arrest or convitiction of the Homosexual Tampon Terrorist please notify the Roseville police department.