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Sorry LSCN management you can yank this if you think I'm advertising......LSCN is for fun/people/bla bla bla

BUT..... My friend is making me a commercial Saturday and I only have a few seconds .......30

Looking for any eye catching ideas...

It will play only on WOW cable communications....the "off" stations....MTV.....Planet....Discovery...Lifetime.....

Ideas anyone......

I was thinknig of putting my bus gif run under my name & number at the end......to ? for an accountant????

Put the bus in the backround?

Thoughts?
 

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Joe, we are meeting Wednesday, I think your in the safe zone now.
 

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you can focus on the fac t you're not an uptight accountant: you're for all the fun type of peeps out there! show your harley, snapshots from the BRB parties, or even better, have a bunch of people partying on the bus holding their tax returns and stuff! lol!!!
 

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QUOTE(Goose @ Feb 6 2004, 12:03 PM)Sex sells!!!!

I heard you have a hot girlfriend...........

Yes SIR!
I think I'll have her as my client?
 

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QUOTE(Taxman @ Feb 6 2004, 10:06 AM)QUOTE(Goose @ Feb 6 2004, 12:03 PM) Sex sells!!!!

I heard you have a hot girlfriend...........

Yes SIR!
I think I'll have her as my client?
or maybe a hot secretary at a desk, cleavage and thigh highs, bending over and picking up a tax return, revealing her thong

oohhhh yeah baby

oh wait, we are making a commercial, not a porno (maybe next time)
 

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Get those critters from the Quizno's commercials. People won't be able to stop talking about you then.
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Feb 6 2004, 12:05 PM)you can focus on the fac t you're not an uptight accountant: you're for all the fun type of peeps out there! show your harley, snapshots from the BRB parties, or even better, have a bunch of people partying on the bus holding their tax returns and stuff! lol!!!
Do really think I should say...
I know how to parrty...."let me do yourt taxes
At least I'm fun"
 

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no,it's your script... you write it. i just gave ya an avenue! lol!

pulling up on your harley with kat dressed as a sexy secretary on the back....
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Feb 6 2004, 12:13 PM)no,it's your script... you write it. i just gave ya an avenue! lol!

pulling up on your harley with kat dressed as a sexy secretary on the back....
Oh yea baby.... 20 degrees outside...snow

Harley......"That's my Taxman"

Although my official trademark is "Racing Refund"
 

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QUOTE(samson @ Feb 6 2004, 12:07 PM)"If you go with Joseph L. Simasko you'll never ask...................
where did my cash go"?

That's a good sound bite
 

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racing refund, go to a local drag strip or see about mis. take your trailer and get a race car. track covered with snow. place race car you sitting there waiting slogan with racing refund you'll be early or something like that. get it race car in the snow or like first one on track.... get your refund early
 

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IMO, I'd not play up the party aspect; that isn't somebody I would call to take on the challenge of my finances, you know what I mean?

New clients want you to portray trustworthy and approachable...

be yourself and have Kat involved as the client, for sure!
 

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i know drag strip, i can borrow a bad arse race car, you can pay and finish mine...lol you pull up to the line in the bus... car spins tires bus takes off. make a pass in the snow on the bus, full of people. racing refund we'll get you there first...
 

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QUOTE(Pandora @ Feb 6 2004, 12:27 PM)i know drag strip, i can borrow a bad arse race car, you can pay and finish mine...lol you pull up to the line in the bus... car spins tires bus takes off. make a pass in the snow on the bus, full of people. racing refund we'll get you there first...
kinda like the bus idea.....

I like new clioents....but I don't care big bunches......
I have piles of work to do


I think 90% professional......then something little for fun.....
like the bus gif driving over my name at the end.....
 

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or go for the boaters in your ad. do your thing from a boat sitting on a trailer backed down the ramp but sitting on the ice. get your refund fast you'll be the first one in this year. wear summer clothes in the ad.
 

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Ride up on your Harley in front of a nice boat and say:

"Buying a boat, a cycle. A new car, truck or van?? Need a vacation because you miss your summer tan???? Whatever your plan come see me Joe Simasko. I want to be YOUR taxman.

Then the sound byte:

When you work with Joseph L. Simasko, you'll never ask...........
where did my cash go.

But whatever you do, don't do any dancing commercial like the guy from D.O.C.
 

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Get off the bus, Gus
(guy [or Kat] gets off bus at the office)
Figure out my tax, Max
(gives you the papers at a desk)
Give me my dough, Joe
(you give them a check)
It's Racing Refunds
(they leave your office in a "racey car")
 
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