How about this:
The next time we are out at another, probably LSCN, event you keep your disrespectful, wanna be playboy, Mr. "I fu#*ed a woman in every country" mouth shut when you decide to walk my way. I'm sick of hearing you ramble on about how women are no good when it comes to relationships and trust. Just because your past love life sucked a$$, it doesn't mean it will for every other man you have the chance to warn of the "dangers of women".
And this.. one minute I'm a snob and the next I'm kissing you on each cheek as some sort of respectful, ethnic greeting…has got to go…Sorry bud but it's just a little too queer for me.
I could go on and on but I know you'll retaliate way too hard for me to be able to fight back. You're much more eloquent with words, as we often see in your long posts, and I'm not in the mood to fight you.
Was that enough? Do you want some more?
Did i hit below the belt? Is Goose right, your overgrowing beer belly is so big that we can't even see the belt?