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Iraqi Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find
a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Iraq . In
one corner of the background, he spotted a young Iraqi soldier with a
truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story
window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young man is
hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he
wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says. "You deserted us. You
are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads "I've won the
greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"
 

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That is hilarious.
 

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the whole thing doc, the joke starts in the first paragraph....."the coach had put together the perfect team" lol

that was funny though, i expected it to stay towards the lions winning, but it was funny either way.

it was fun the past few years, you could always say, "well they did better this year than last" LOL

good ol lions!!! LOL
 

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Yeah can't get any worse than 0-16 Unless of course they extend the season as they are talking and making it an 18 game season. Then it will be 0-18 for the lions in 2010
 

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LMAO, 18 games? that greatly increases our chances. to lose more games. hahahaha

i always wanted to see the lions play a good college team, use to want it against U of M, but they're not doing so good anymore. SIZE vs skill-----money hungry vs money chasers.

i thought it'd be fun to watch
 

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Yes It would be a chance for a college team to whoop up on a pro team. But we should give the lions a chance to win and have them play a high school team.
 
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