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to the secret room in the back??

you know, You spend a while walking around the store…looking at all the new video releases…trying to act like you really came in to rent a non-perveted movie when all you're really trying to do is snake your way through the store so you can slip into the secret little porno room in the back all the while making sure no one you know is in the store... like your sons teacher?

Do you feel like the people working the counter are laughing you because you truly believe that all the while they know you're true intentions...and believe that while in the room they are watching you from the camera mounted in there and laughing at you?

Or are you a cool porno video renter unlike myself that walks straight to the little secrect back room, totally un-nerved without a care as to whether or not your neighbour just saw you walk thru that door.

btw, I'm not a frequent renter of porn... once in a great while is all..
 

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All I have is a stupid Blockbuster and Hollywood Video out by me, hence, no porn.


Before we moved out there though Jill and I both would rent them at Family Video all the time.


Funny, the one chain that DOES rent them has the word "family" in their name.
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Jun 11 2004, 01:34 PM)Really? Family video does?? Where? I just started going to a new one by my house and noticed no such secret bat cave.
Its always right by the bathroom, around a corner, double saloon-type doors leading in.

TONS of DVDs and videos. New releases are $4, older ones are 2 for $3 for two nights.
 

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i've never rented a porno, but i bought a couple!
 

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QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Jun 11 2004, 01:49 PM)i've never rented a porno, but i bought a couple!

Well, if you go to rent one, always avoid the ones with sticky cases.
 

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I remember years ago the video stores had their little black rooms with the porn in them. hahaha How funny,,,
I now have 2 different satelite systems in our home and one of them has 6 different porn stations on it which we got for free. A long story,, The system comes from Canada.. But, I never get a chance to watch because the stations are always locked because the kids are usually home..
 

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QUOTE(edeenorog @ Jun 11 2004, 01:41 PM)I've never been shy. When I find a video place with "the back room" I head directly for it.

Same here !
 

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After I bought a lottery ticket, pack of smokes, R rated movie tickets and made the first of many trips to the Hayloff on thursday nights I went straight for the "room" at the video store....I was 18 and these were all things I needed to find out about for myself.
 

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QUOTE(canehdiangirl @ Jun 11 2004, 01:21 PM)to the secret room in the back??

you know, You spend a while walking around the store…looking at all the new video releases…trying to act like you really came in to rent a non-perveted movie when all you're really trying to do is snake your way through the store so you can slip into the secret little porno room in the back all the while making sure no one you know is in the store... like your sons teacher?

Do you feel like the people working the counter are laughing you because you truly believe that all the while they know you're true intentions...and believe that while in the room they are watching you from the camera mounted in there and laughing at you?

Or are you a cool porno video renter unlike myself that walks straight to the little secrect back room, totally un-nerved without a care as to whether or not your neighbour just saw you walk thru that door.

btw, I'm not a frequent renter of porn... once in a great while is all..

So do you buy them, then return or exchange them for a different porn like you mentioned in your other thread???
 

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I used to rent porn all the time...

For myself, and for Jeff and I.

I had no problem heading straight to the back, taking my time to pick out a "good one" and then proceeding to the check out!
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Jun 11 2004, 12:28 PM)Funny, the one chain that DOES rent them has the word "family" in their name.
As a bachelor with a lot of time on my hands, I used to go to Family Video quite often. This was before the versatility of the Internet. Anyway, I never went there for much of anything else so the code name amongst other bachelor friends became "Family Porno".


I always walked straight in, because I had no time to waste.


What I used to like was sometimes you'd see a younger couple in there. The guy would always be checking the back of the videos trying to find something, where the girl would just be standing next to him, arms crossed, trying not to look at anything.
You know she wanted a video just as much as he did!
 

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Hmm, I have only ever rented a couple and it was a long time ago. I believe I went right to the back.

For the past 5+ years I have had a satellite with all the great porn you could want. Isn't living in Canada great! 0 hardcore channels and Playboy!
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Jun 11 2004, 01:02 PM)QUOTE(surfergirlck @ Jun 11 2004, 01:49 PM) i've never rented a porno, but i bought a couple!

Well, if you go to rent one, always avoid the ones with sticky cases.

I remember one time I rented a video and there was this awful reeking stench coming from the tape.


It smelled like super gross raw stinky B.O. ball sweat!!!


I could only imagine what the person who previously rented that tape was doing!


Ugh!!!
 

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Did someone mention porn ????

The day I turned 18 I went to the corner video store for the first and only time and started requesting videos like Randal ordering porn videos in Clerks.

Haven't rented any since.........
 

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QUOTE(Pornodave @ Jun 11 2004, 05:06 PM)Did someone mention porn ????

The day I turned 18 I went to the corner video store for the first and only time and started requesting videos like Randal ordering porn videos in Clerks.

Haven't rented any since.........


Not quite sure this is a Clerks crowd.
 

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If only one person knows what I mean, I'm happy......
 
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