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Im not boating this year so it doesnt apply to me, but certainly has in the past! For the rest of you, Ive thought of a few things you can do to occupy your time on a wash-out boating day.
1.) Clip your toe nails.
2.) Go through your laundry and match up socks - the right way too - not inside out!
3.) Empty the vacuum cleaner.
4.) Inspect belly button for lint (and other peoples belly buttons too if you are feeling adventurous)
5.) Count how many New Years resolutions you have conveniently forgotten about.
6.) Call an old friend. Realize number is disconnected. Prank call a new friend, in lieu.
7.) Look at the calendar and count how many more days you have off work for the rest of the year.
8.) Re-arrange refrigerator magnets on the fridge into a phallus, or farm animal.
9.) Pluck any stray eyebrows.
10.) Eat a PB & J but spice it up a little and put bananas on it.
Good Luck!
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1.) Clip your toe nails.
2.) Go through your laundry and match up socks - the right way too - not inside out!
3.) Empty the vacuum cleaner.
4.) Inspect belly button for lint (and other peoples belly buttons too if you are feeling adventurous)
5.) Count how many New Years resolutions you have conveniently forgotten about.
6.) Call an old friend. Realize number is disconnected. Prank call a new friend, in lieu.
7.) Look at the calendar and count how many more days you have off work for the rest of the year.
8.) Re-arrange refrigerator magnets on the fridge into a phallus, or farm animal.
9.) Pluck any stray eyebrows.
10.) Eat a PB & J but spice it up a little and put bananas on it.
Good Luck!
