Tuesday Funny

GOD AND THE BIKER

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, 'because you have TRIED to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii

so I can ride over anytime I want'. The Lord said,

'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges

for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
Mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men,
could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside,

what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,

why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong',

and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'

And the Lord replied,
'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?