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1. competence... there is this hot, young dude that sits kiddie corner to me; newer to the company, and I listen to him talk on the phone with assurance, confidence and complete knowledge about this place and am just in awe... he just oozes success and confidence naturally; yum!

2. the right guy having the right interest in me

3. somebody helpful

4. somebody that understands my warped humor (you all have not seen the half of it)

5. somebody WITH warped humor

6. Did I mention that interest in me?? That gets me going more than any physical act...

7. oh yeah, def-def-definitely fresly cleaned skin and um, down there!
 

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Yeppers, gorl on girl action does the Trick!!!! Competence, maturity, confidence, zzzzzzzz, bla bla bla to chicks making out yep.. That'll do it.

Sorry Pauligan, I think you had something else in mind when you started this thread. But hey you asked.
 

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QUOTE(CBJ @ Nov 6 2003, 10:19 AM)
Yep, up above, thatll do it!!!!

I thought you preferred something more like this:

 

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Breathing.... and Warm......
.... OK not nessarally breathing..but definatly warm
 

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A really pretty girl with a brain. A pretty girl is great, for a few minutes. A pretty girl with a brain is awesome, for much much longer.
 

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QUOTE(RED HOT ONE @ Nov 6 2003, 10:27 AM)Breathing.... and Warm......
.... OK not nessarally breathing..but definatly warm

So I take it a pulse doesn't matter either.
 

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QUOTESo I take it a pulse doesn't matter either.

Ok maybe not warm either.......
but definatly a female...
not negoiatble....
 

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has to be gainfully employed!!

confidence is good

pyshical attraction is a must

positive attitude is always appreciated

breathing w/ a pulse is a bonus
 

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Just off the top of my head, first 10 things that turn me on.

1. The Warden.
2. Victoria Secret and the Warden.
3. Fishing.
4. Driving in my car.
5. Sleeping.
6. Watching Hockey.
7. Posting
8. Sitting on the couch while breathing.
9. Crapping on someones lawn.
10. GIRL ON GIRL ACTION.

Oh yeah PORN!!!!!!Smut Mags!!!!!!!And a little more girl on girl avtcion. What do you think?

If I could be serious for one second. Im going to offer some good advice, if you think this guy is the right guy for you and your seriously interested. Well find your hottest friend, and Im not talking about a guy, cuz, well lets just say it doesnt work that way... Yep so find a hot friend and then tell him thats what your into. I gaurantee the three of you will enjoy your first date. If you dont mind, me BRBD, Pegleg, Goose, Rerun, Eddie, P-29, Pampurred, Hammer, Jack, my neighbor, all of the Captains, Mrs Sunbum, the guy down the street and a few million others well we would all like to watch. Possibly take a few pictures. How ever one small favor, if its not that big of a deal could we do this with out that chump from your work, yea he'ld just get in the way of things. Hes got to go.
 

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QUOTE(RED HOT ONE @ Nov 6 2003, 10:37 AM)Ok maybe not warm either.......
but definatly a female...
not negoiatble....

Have you seen Kill Bill yet? There's a scene that I think tops the "red ball gag" scene in Pulp Fiction as far as disturbing goes.
 

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Oh yea a few more things, possibly a fan, so when you throw your hair around, you know you get that cool hot chicks in the beer commercial look, maybe the other one can get her hair a little wet, you could dump some Budweiser on yourselves and hold a up a good size small mouth Bass,---- no wait forget about the fish part.

All jokes a side---well thats impossible I can only attempt to be serious.

Turn ons, sexually well weve already covered that, turn ons to a relationship, someone I can trust, who is family orientated and a long for the long haul,

oh yeah if shes into double penetration and girl on girl that usually helps.
 

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QUOTEQUOTE (RED HOT ONE @ Nov 6 2003, 10:37 AM)

Ok maybe not warm either....... but definatly a female... not negoiatble....

Have you seen Kill Bill yet? There's a scene that I think tops the "red ball gag" scene in Pulp Fiction as far as disturbing goes.

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Not yet but I want to see that one
 

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CBJ!!!!!

What???

Absolutely not interested in him... not my type outside of that first statement... sides, he lives in Atlanta.

Speaking of girl on girl, I think it's tonight... at the pantheon there is a girl on girl KISSING only contest; first prize is $600 spank!!!!

how easy would that be?
 

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QUOTE(RED HOT ONE @ Nov 6 2003, 10:51 AM)Not yet but I want to see that one
I won't spoil it for you then.
 

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STRENGTH-- strength in themselves more so than physical strength. but seeing a nice pair of big forearms... *drool*
CAPABLE -- shows a capability to jump into and help in any situation.
CARING -- he can show he cares either when we're alone or in front of others with out overdoing it. the simple hand in the small of the back, a wink or smile across the room.
ABLE TO BE ALONE-- able to function on their own and not count on me for their sole happiness or entertainment.
HOBBIES-- a guy with his own hobbies is a great sign of stability.
a big ol stong confident man does it for me every time!


but here's a tip: NO FREAKING BABY TALK!!!!!!! you do NOT need to employ baby talk at every turn for crying out loud! and NO! if you've been away from me for a mere 2 hours, do NOT baby talk to me, 'you miss your man, don't you?' because the answer every time will be 'for the love of god, no! where's your ball$?'
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Nov 6 2003, 10:51 AM)Speaking of girl on girl, I think it's tonight... at the pantheon there is a girl on girl KISSING only contest; first prize is $600 spank!!!!

how easy would that be?

Anyone going?

Just in case.. (photos(@)lakestclair.net)
 

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QUOTE(Snowmaker @ Nov 6 2003, 10:54 AM)QUOTE(RED HOT ONE @ Nov 6 2003, 10:51 AM) Not yet but I want to see that one
I won't spoil it for you then.

SNOWFLAKE QUIT CLOUDING UP THE TOPIC HERE


Were talking about GIRLS making out,you d1ck!!!!

Anyways Pauligan I think its great that your looking for a volunteer to make out with, entering contests are cool, all of LSCN at least the guys and Pam will show up to watch, you know to help cheer and show support you and lets say Saleena or who ever. I suggest practicing a hole bunch. With all of us present to give pointers and tips. You know?

So whos in?
 
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