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It was great. Last weekend I went to help my brother cut up some wood that was laying on his property and I brought some home to burn. It needed to be split so I had to buy an axe.

I walked in and asked where I could find an axe and the guy took a step back and said in garden.
So I get the axe and hang it off my shoulder and walk to the register. Everyone on the way gave me a petrified look and turned away
, even the woman at the register
. The security guard reached his arm way out in order to mark off my recipt as I was leaving.


Do I look like an axe murderer??
 

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you do appear a little menacing...

When I first met you, if'n you had an axe, I would have been outside and gone in a heartbeat! **no offense**

But now that I know you I'd just say "hey hazy, nice axe."
 

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you werent eating, wearing goofy clothes, giggling, pearing at people,
 

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QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Sep 16 2003, 04:38 PM)you werent eating, wearing goofy clothes, giggling, pearing at people,

... and saying "I'm the crazy spoon man, give me some candy."
 

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QUOTE(Focker @ Sep 16 2003, 03:44 PM)QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Sep 16 2003, 04:38 PM) you werent eating, wearing goofy clothes, giggling, pearing at people,

... and saying "I'm the crazy spoon man, give me some candy."

Focker.....Adam Sandler


or Crazy cigar chin man
 

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...at least you weren't looking at the chain saws.

"Excuse me do you have a little gas so I can try this out?"

 

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QUOTE(HazyMemory @ Sep 16 2003, 04:03 PM)
Do I look like an axe murderer??

It's the ones that don't look like axe murders that you have to worry
about !!
 

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QUOTE(garydebs @ Sep 16 2003, 05:18 PM)...at least you weren't looking at the chain saws.

"Excuse me do you have a little gas so I can try this out?"


.....actually I was, with the axe on my shoulder.
 

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QUOTE(HazyMemory @ Sep 16 2003, 11:26 PM)QUOTE(garydebs @ Sep 16 2003, 05:18 PM) ...at least you weren't looking at the chain saws.

"Excuse me do you have a little gas so I can try this out?"


.....actually I was, with the axe on my shoulder.
um...

you might want to go back and ask for the security tapes
 

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LMAO!!!!!!
 

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Al, no offense but you do have that mild mannered beady eyed quiet Norman Bateish "Mother oh Moother" quality! If I saw you walking down the aisle with an axe I'd be thinking about running the other way too.
 

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traveler... you can take him on!!

**visions of you running away from somebody in homedepot screaming are quite entertaining**



btw happy last day before your birthday!
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Sep 17 2003, 09:06 AM)traveler... you can take him on!!

**visions of you running away from somebody in homedepot screaming are quite entertaining**



btw happy last day before your birthday!
In my life I've learned that it's the quiet ones who will always get yah!!! I'm a lover not a fighter so you can damn near gaurantee I'd be clammering over a mountain of pregnant women and children to get out of the door. "Extreme Panic" is my advice for any crisis situation!!

Oh and thanks!!
 

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Hazy, at least you weren't saying "Heeeeres Johnny" on your walk through the store.
 

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I just thought this would look funny up by the other "axe" thread.
 
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