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so my stomach wasn't feeling too hot the past couple hours after taking some medicine. i go to target to pick up some stuff and had to leave because i wasn't feeling so hot. i realize, 'oh my gosh i'm going to puke.' so i'm speeding up quinn and get pulled over. the officer goes, 'license and registration,' which i give him quickly cause i just know this has potential for not turning out good if he doesn't hurry. he goes, 'do you know why i pulled you over?' and i said, 'yes, sir. i was speeding home because i think i'm going to be sick.' he shines the light on my face and said, 'have you been out drinking' to which i try to say 'look out' and i wedge open my door and let it hurl. SPLOOSH! he had to sort of move back a little when i opened the door but it wasn't enough and i puked on his shoes. i'm like, 'i'm so sorry.' he's like, 'are you ok, ma'am?' i said, 'not to be gross officer, but i got my period and it isn't sitting too well with me today.' and he said, 'i guess not. well, this is an original way to get out of a ticket.' and i sort of half-heartedly laugh. he offers to follow me home and i said that was ok. then he let me go so he could clean up.
only me....only me
only me....only me