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The Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding
her pending
divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home
in the middle of the property with a stream running
by."

"No," he said, "I mean
what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she
responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your
relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so
do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car
carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any
infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your
questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he
gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why
do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce. My
husband does. He said he can't communicate with
me."
 
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