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Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
 

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I was just thinking how interesting it is that people have the time to sit around researching and making up all these little lists and guides to life and trivia... very much like the time some of us spend posting lists, guides and trivia on our little board! Lots of people in our same boat just focusing in a different direction.

For some reason the eye being bigger than the brain is lingering with me... may have a nightmare about that one.
 

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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
I read:

Women THINK nearly twice as much as men....
Is that why they procrastinate twice as much also?
 

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Originally posted by 4U2NV:
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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
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Women THINK nearly twice as much as men....
That's because women need to think... men already know!!!
Oh, we can start our own thread on this... feel the need to argue getting ripe.
 

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Originally posted by pauligan:
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Originally posted by 4U2NV:
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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
I read:

Women THINK nearly twice as much as men....
That's because women need to think... men already know!!!
Oh, we can start our own thread on this... feel the need to argue getting ripe.
BRRRRRRRRRRRING IT!!!
 

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Originally posted by pauligan:
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Originally posted by 4U2NV:
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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
I read:

Women THINK nearly twice as much as men....
That's because women need to think... men already know!!!
Oh, we can start our own thread on this... feel the need to argue getting ripe.
uh oh... lol.. she's feisty today.. want to play tag team?...
 

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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
uh oh... lol.. she's feisty today.. want to play tag team?...
Two on one??? That wouldn't be fair, but I'm up for the challenge!!!
 
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Too bad its not "Women drink twice as much as men" There'd be an awful lot of drunk chicks.

[ 01-17-2003, 09:50 AM: Message edited by: Snowmaker ]
 

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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand
 

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Women think they know everything

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

26. The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up
 

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oh yeah?... take this!

You are an indescribably primitive miscreant and a malodorous, Internet-addicted tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey.

(k, didn't really mean it...butit sounds good)
 

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Originally posted by canehdiangirl:
oh yeah?... take this!

You are an indescribably primitive miscreant and a malodorous, Internet-addicted tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey.

(k, didn't really mean it...butit sounds good)
LMAO.....

preparing comebacks, beware xyz and sowder.
 
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