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Me.... where to start !?

I have a fat face
I have a flat a$$
I have too many grey hairs to attract women in my demographic age group (25-38)
I used to be muscular, now I have been told I have man breasts !
Arms are soft and skinny, when they were once rippled iron.
I am too friggen short
I have extremely fat fingers

good stuff i guess......
I have been told I have nice eyes
And I am Nice. and have a good personality.
 

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Don't worry about all that E-dog............just do what I do and
consider your body a temple...............people are bound to come worship at it!!!!!!!!!
 

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QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Dec 18 2003, 02:41 PM)I have extremely fat fingers

good stuff i guess......
I have been told I have nice eyes
And I am Nice. and have a good personality.

wouldn't the girls consider fat fingers a positive thing.
 

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Hmmm.....where to start.......

I wish I had better skin <_<
I hate my nose

I need to loose the twenty pounds I have gained since I married Snowmaker and now eat the way he does

Not too fond of my hair, wish is was straighter

Eyes are too big and round, wish my boobs were instead

I do like the fact that I am 5'10"

I have been told people either love my laugh or hate it
 

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QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Dec 18 2003, 02:41 PM)I used to be muscular, now I have been told I have man breasts !
i.
damm with friends saying bouge stuff like that who needs enemies.
 

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never liked my ear lobes

could use skinnier feet

sometimes my nose gets in the way of life...

but I wouldn't change any of it.
 

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over weight i imagine if i gave up beer id loose beer belly , but then is have to find a new hobby.
 

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QUOTE(bobrob20 @ Dec 18 2003, 02:52 PM)over weight i imagine if i gave up beer id loose beer belly , but then is have to find a new hobby.

amen to that brother
 

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QUOTE(pauligan @ Dec 18 2003, 02:51 PM)never liked my ear lobes

could use skinnier feet


Wow! I wish that's all I had to complain about!!!!
 

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QUOTE(Waterlogged @ Dec 18 2003, 03:02 PM)QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Dec 18 2003, 02:41 PM) My p#nis is too friggen short
C'mon Eddie! Size doesn't matter Bro!

Well that too ! LOL !
need one of them Porn Star meat poles...LOL !


a cpl pounder..LOL !
 

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QUOTE(Waterlogged @ Dec 18 2003, 03:02 PM)QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Dec 18 2003, 02:41 PM) My p#nis is too friggen short
C'mon Eddie! Size doesn't matter Bro!

That's just what they tell you little guys!!!
 

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QUOTE(samson @ Dec 18 2003, 02:44 PM)Don't worry about all that E-dog............just do what I do and
consider your body a temple...............people are bound to come worship at it!!!!!!!!!

worship at the "Temple of the Dommed", I don't think so.
 

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QUOTE(Boss @ Dec 18 2003, 02:47 PM)Hmmm.....where to start.......

I wish I had better skin

I hate my nose

I need to loose the twenty pounds I have gained since I married Snowmaker and now eat the way he does

Not too fond of my hair, wish is was straighter

Eyes are too big and round, wish my boobs were instead

I do like the fact that I am 5'10"

I have been told people either love my laugh or hate it

i love your laugh....
 

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hmmm... lets see.

do not like my eyes (sun damage)
wish my hair was thicker
Wish i was toned up.. working on it though (thanks fitchick)
I have a national geographic looking butt ;-(
My hips are too big (told i have child bearing hips...not good compliment)


I do like the fact i am tall though.... and.......
 
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